Happy Fathers day from GB Road
'Happy Fathers day' to you
from
deepu, munni, pappu, sheela and payal
kotha no. 64, G.B. Road Delhi
Dear papa where are you?
we never saw you
moms are also missing you
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KG boy proposing Girl
KG Boy:
Tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
girl:
nahi
boy:
kalle na
girl:
nahi mai ni kalungi
boy:
plz kalle teko eclaire dunga
girl:
isiliye to ni kanni,
kisi aul se dairymilk me baat ho gayi hai
केजी बॉय:
तू मुझसे शादी कलेगी ?
गर्ल:
नहीं
बॉय:
कल्ले ना
गर्ल:
नहीं मैं नी कलूंगी
बॉय:
प्लीज कल्ले तेको एक्लेयर दूंगा
गर्ल:
इसीलिए तो नी कन्नी,
किसी औल से डेरीमिल्क में बात हो गयी है
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Funny Rajnikant Sms
Rajnikanth ki beti ki shadi me
rajnikant khud DJ ban gaye
Adha ghante baad shadi ki party me
aasman se ek UFO utra
usme se ek alien bahar aaya
aur bola:
Plz awaj kam kar lijiye
mere bachche ka kal exam hai
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Ek din rajnikanth
KBC me gaye
Us din computerji ko
question select karne ke liye
lifeline leni padi
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Rajnikant barish ke mausam me
cricket khel rahe the
Match ke karan
barish radd ho gayi
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Rajnikanth ke din morning walk pe
ja rahe the
par unko police ne pakad liya
kyoki wo bina visa ke
ghoomte hue europe pahunch gaye
Funny Husband-wife talk
Wife:
Aap apne friend ki
biwi ke janaze pe nahi gaye?
Husband:
Kis muh se jau?
wo apni teesri biwi ke
janaze pe bula raha hai,
aur main use ek baar bhi
nahi bula saka!!
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Husband:
I have a problem
at my office.
Wife:
we are married!
so never say-
"I have a problem",
say-
"we have a problem"
Husband:
OK,
we are getting a baby
from my secretary.
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Petrol Prices and Santa
Petrol ke daam
badhne ke baad
santa bike leke
petrol pump gaya
Banta:
Kitne ka
petrol daalu?
Santa:
5-10 rupaye ka
bike ke upar chidak de
aag lagani hai...
पेट्रोल के दाम
बढ़ने के बाद
संता बाइक लेके
पेट्रोल पंप गया
बंता:
कितने का
पेट्रोल डालूं ?
संता:
5-10 रुपये का
बाइक के ऊपर छिड़क दे
आग लगानी है...
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