Sardar wife demanding a Kiss

Wife(in romantic mood):

janu ek puppy do na

Sardar:
uff fashion dekho,
ghar me khane ko nahi
aur ise kutte ka pilla chahiye

पत्‍नी रोमांटिक मूड में:
जानू एक पप्‍पी दो ना

सरदार:
उफ फैशन देखो,
घर में खाने को नहीं
और इसे कुत्‍ते का पिल्‍ला चाहिए

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Independence Day SMS

Arj kiya hai


Hasne walo ko bhi
gam ho sakta hai

wah wah...

hasne walo ko bhi
gam ho sakta hai

15 auguest
nazdeek hai

koi lawaris vastu
na chue
usme bomb
ho sakta hai

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School Students in Zoo

Private school ke

bachche zoo me:

oh! wow!!
monkey is sleeping
dont disturb

Government school
ke bachche:

oye dekh,
tera baap
so raha hai

patthar maar
saale ko...

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Diary Of a Baby Girl

Diary of a baby firl:


15 jun:
I got attached
with ovary.

17 jun:
I am a tissue now.

30 jun:
mom said to dad
"you are going
to be a father."

Mom and Dad
are very happy

15 jul:
my food is
what my mom eats.

15 sept:
I can feel
my heartbeat.

14 oct:
I have little hands,
legs, head and stomach

13 nov:
today, i was
in a ultrascan

wow! i am a girl.

14 nov:
I was dead.

my mom and dad
killed me

why??

It is just because
i was a girl?

people love to have
a mother, wife and
ofcourse a girlfriend too.

Then why not a daughter?

If you are a human..

Stop female foeticide

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What an Idea Sardarji

Money saving Idea

of sardar-

ek sardar ne
ghar ke upar
wale hisse me
paint kiya aur
neeche wale
hisse me
likh diya:-

"same as above"

what an idea sir ji

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Sardar Ki Plastic Surgery

Santa:

Doctor sahab
plastic surgery
me kitna kharcha
aayega?

doctor:
50 hazar

santa:
agar plastic
hum de de to?

doctor gusse me:
saale, fir to
pighlakar
laga bhi lena

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Happy Friendship Day Messages

F---First

R---Relation
I---In the
E---Earth that
N---Never
D---Dies

I am proud to
have a friend
like you

Happy Friendship day

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Aaj hai dosti
ka tyohar

aapke liye
best wishes
mere yaar

mile aapko
khushi aur
dher sara pyar

dosti ka ye
silsila sada rakhna
barkarar

Happy friendship day
my sweet friend

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Wedding in Facebook Style

Modern style

of wedding:

Pujari:
do you both
agree to change
your facebook status
to married...?

couple: yes,
we do...

pujari:
vivah sampanna..

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Why to Propose a Girl ?

Ek ladke ne

ek ladki ko
propose kiya,

ladki ne ladke ko
bahut maara

utha utha ke
patka

maar khaakar
ladka utha

kapde jhad ke
bola:
to fir main
inkar samjhu?

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