Mere paas Swiss bank ka password hai

once Vijay Maliya challenged professionals and said..
mere paas ghar hai, BMW hai, bungalow hai, BEER hai

tumhare paas kya hai ?

CS replied- mere pas tumhari corporate affairs ke documents hai

CWA- mere paas tumhari beer ke nakli chemicals ki list hai

Lawyer- mere paas case ke liye witness hain

and last but not the least.....


CA- smiling n said... mere paas tumhare swiss bank ka password hai