Funny SMS Jokes

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Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.

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ek sardarji sardaro pe bane jokes se pareshan the vo apni biwi se bole mujhe aisa joke suna jisme mein involve na hoon.
Biwi boli- main maa banane wali hoon.