Teacher and Mother

Kyu

Teacher ka darja

maa se bhi

uncha hota hai?

Kyu?

Kyu?

Kyuki..

maa ki lori se

sirf ek ya do bachche

sote hain

par teacher

ke lecture se

poori class so jati hai

क्‍यूं

टीचर का दर्जा

मां से भी

ऊंचा होता है

क्‍यूं ?

क्‍यूं ?

क्‍यूंकि

मां की लोरी से

सिर्फ एक या दो बच्‍चे

सोते हैं

पर टीचर

के लेक्‍चर से

पूरी क्‍लास सो जाती है

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Different Style of Saying Goodmorning - Funny SMS

Different Style of good morning-

Dad- Gudmorning Beta,

Friend- Gudmorning yar,

Lover- Gudmorning Janu,

But

Mom-

Sota reh nalayak,

aur saari raat

apni phonewali amma se baat kiya kar!

गुडमॉर्निंग बोलने के तरीके-

डैड- गुडमॉर्निंग बेटा

दोस्‍त- गुडमॉर्निंग यार

लवर- गुडमॉर्निंग जानू

पर

मॉम-

सोता रह नालायक

और सारी रात

अपनी फोनवाली अम्‍मा से बात किया कर !

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Funny SMS Jokes

1-

Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.

2-
ek sardarji sardaro pe bane jokes se pareshan the vo apni biwi se bole mujhe aisa joke suna jisme mein involve na hoon.
Biwi boli- main maa banane wali hoon.

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Romantic Shayari SMS

1-
log kehete hai ki sigrate kyu pite ho, kya ye pyaas bhujati he.....?..,
mene kaha dil me ek bewafa ki tasvir he kambakth usko to jalati he....


2-
Sukhe patte se pyar kar lenge
Hum tumhara aitbar kar lenge
Tum yeh to kaho ki hum tumhare hai
Hum zindege bhar intezar karlenge.

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SMS Shayari

1-

tum kya jaano kya hai tanhai, is tute hue patte se poocho kya hai judai.

yu bewafai ka ilzaam na de jaalim, is waqt se pooch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi.

2-

pyar kiya tha humne, dard bhari raah mili

chaha tha jise, usi se tohfe mein tanhai mili

khuda bhi ro pada mera tuta dil dekhkar..

koi ye bata de kyun wafa ke badle bewafai mili..!

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Shayari SMS

1-
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi, hum bhi ab sehra sajayenge.
mujhe pata tha ki wo mere naseeb me nahi, ab uski choti behan ko hi fasayenge.

2-
Galat nazar se dekhoge ko har jagah kharabi nazar aayegi,
sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar aayegi.

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Funny SMS

1-
Ravan ko court le jaya gaya. Judge- Apne haath geeta par rakho. Ravan- Sorry boss Sita par haath rakhkar itna lafda ho gaya...ab Gita par nahi rakhunga.

2-
My number has changed



my new no. is 100



plz call me for confirmation



agar mera naukar uthaye to do char galiyan de dena. kamina apne aapko police wala samajhta hai.

3-
how to make a sardar laugh on saturday?










tell him a joke on wednesday.

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Funny hindi SMS

1- Santa radio lekar lekar poti karne gaya. Banta- aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa- Kya khaak maje se ki, radio pe jan gan man aa gaya, khade hokar karni padi.

2- agar aap jaanana chahate hain apne pyar ki gehrai to likhe luv apna naam apne partner ka naam aur bhej de apni doosri girlfriend ke no. pe , fir wo batayegi aapke pyar ki gehrai.

3- Arj kiya hai...



wah..wah..





limka ka flavour hai lime..





zara gaur farmaiye janab





limka ka flavour hai lime..










Speed= Distance upon time.

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