Funny SMS

1-
Ravan ko court le jaya gaya. Judge- Apne haath geeta par rakho. Ravan- Sorry boss Sita par haath rakhkar itna lafda ho gaya...ab Gita par nahi rakhunga.

2-
My number has changed



my new no. is 100



plz call me for confirmation



agar mera naukar uthaye to do char galiyan de dena. kamina apne aapko police wala samajhta hai.

3-
how to make a sardar laugh on saturday?










tell him a joke on wednesday.