Funny hindi SMS

1- Santa radio lekar lekar poti karne gaya. Banta- aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa- Kya khaak maje se ki, radio pe jan gan man aa gaya, khade hokar karni padi.

2- agar aap jaanana chahate hain apne pyar ki gehrai to likhe luv apna naam apne partner ka naam aur bhej de apni doosri girlfriend ke no. pe , fir wo batayegi aapke pyar ki gehrai.

3- Arj kiya hai...



wah..wah..





limka ka flavour hai lime..





zara gaur farmaiye janab





limka ka flavour hai lime..










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