Funny Rajnikant Sms

Rajnikanth ki beti ki shadi me

rajnikant khud DJ ban gaye

Adha ghante baad shadi ki party me

aasman se ek UFO utra

usme se ek alien bahar aaya

aur bola:

Plz awaj kam kar lijiye

mere bachche ka kal exam hai

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Ek din rajnikanth

KBC me gaye

Us din computerji ko

question select karne ke liye

lifeline leni padi

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Rajnikant barish ke mausam me

cricket khel rahe the

Match ke karan

barish radd ho gayi

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Rajnikanth ke din morning walk pe

ja rahe the

par unko police ne pakad liya

kyoki wo bina visa ke

ghoomte hue europe pahunch gaye