Desi Masala Mix Nonveg Comedy SMS

Ek ladki doosri ladki se:

aajkal ladke itni dheeli pant

pehante hain ki pata hi nahi chalta

doosri ladki:

kya?

pehli:

ki hame dekhkar

kaisa feel kar rahe hain

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man asking to a sexy Air hostess:

what's your name?

Air Hostess:

Eva benz

man:

nice name,

any relation to Mercedes Benz?

Air Hostess with smile:

same price

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Ek Aurat doctor ke paas gayi:

doctor saab, sex karne ke liye

sahi time kya hai?

Doctor: dopahar 2 se 4 baje tak

Aurat: aisa kyu?

Doctor: kyonki us time

compounder nahi hota