Showing posts with label funny hindi jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny hindi jokes. Show all posts

Funny Message in Salman Khan Style

'Veer'

jahan se message karoonga
5-10 mssg ek saath bhej doonga

'Wanted'
ek baar jo main sms bhejna shuru kiya
to uske baad to main apne balance
ki bhi nahi sochta

'Dabang'
ham tumhare mobile pe itne sms karenge
ki confuse ho jaoge ki
kaunsa padhen aur kaunsa delete karen

'Ready'
bara mahino me bara teriko se
tujhko message bhejoonga re

'Body Guard'
mujh par ek ehsaan karna
mujhe mere hi sms forward na karna

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Exam Me Nakal

Exam me sir ne

nakal karne di
aur kaha:
kisi ko batana mat

Golu: na ji,
ham to kahenge
sir to bahut harami tha
kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya

एग्‍जाम में सर ने
नकल करने दी
और कहा:
किसी को बताना मत

गोलू: ना जी,
हम तो कहेंगे
सर तो बहुत हरामी था
कुत्‍ते ने हिलने भी नहीं दिया

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What an Idea Sardarji

Money saving Idea

of sardar-

ek sardar ne
ghar ke upar
wale hisse me
paint kiya aur
neeche wale
hisse me
likh diya:-

"same as above"

what an idea sir ji

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Kya aapke paas meri Tasveer hai?

Kehte hain

Khoobsurat cheez
dekhne se insaan
aur jyada khoobsurat
ho jata hai...

to...

aapke paas meri
tasveer hai ya bheju?

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Basanti ka Birthday

Basanti veeru se:

kya tum mujhe mere
birthday pe ek ring doge?

Veeru: Kyu nahi,
bas ye batao ki
mobile se du ya
landline se?

बसंती वीरु से :
क्‍या तुम मुझे मेरे
जन्‍मदिन पे एक रिंग दोगे ?

वीरु: क्‍यूं नहीं,
बस ये बताओ कि
मोबाइल से दूं या
लैंडलाइन से ?

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