Sardar Ki Plastic Surgery

Santa:

Doctor sahab

plastic surgery

me kitna kharcha

aayega?

doctor:

50 hazar

santa:

agar plastic

hum de de to?

doctor gusse me:

saale, fir to

pighlakar

laga bhi lena

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College Girls and Santa

Bus me college ki

ladkiya chadne se

bus bhar gayi aur

santa rah gaya,

Bus conductor:

no more

Santa: saale,

morni-morni

chada li aur

ham aaye to

no more.

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