Latest Fultu Pagalpanti SMS Jokes

Pagal sardar se:

tum muslim ho?

sardar: nahi

main sardar hu

pagal: nahi tum

muslim ho

sardar gusse me:

haan main muslim

hu

pagal: lagte to

sardar ho

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Koi tumhe jab

pagal kahe to

dukhi mat hona

afsos mat karna

rona bhi nahi

himmat se kaam

lena aur sochna

use kaise pata chala