Funny Pati -Patni SMS : Dashrath aur Dropadi

Pati:

Raja Dashrath ke teen rani thi

Patni:

to main kya karu?

Pati:

to main abhi 2 shadiyan aur

kar sakta hoon

patni:

Soch lo,

Dropadi ke 5 pati the.

पति:

राजा दशरथ के तीन रानी थीं

पत्‍नी:

तो मैं क्‍या करूं ?

पति:

तो मैं अभी दो शादियां और

कर सकता हूं

पत्‍नी:

सोच लो,

द्रोपदी के पांच पति थे.

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Funny Husband-wife talk

Wife:

Aap apne friend ki

biwi ke janaze pe nahi gaye?

Husband:

Kis muh se jau?

wo apni teesri biwi ke

janaze pe bula raha hai,

aur main use ek baar bhi

nahi bula saka!!

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Husband:

I have a problem

at my office.

Wife:

we are married!

so never say-

"I have a problem",

say-

"we have a problem"

Husband:

OK,

we are getting a baby

from my secretary.

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