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Showing posts with label latest jokes. Show all posts

Girlfriend and Diamond Ring

Girl-

Mujhe ek heere ki ring de do
main ring ko dekhke
tumko yaad kiya karoongi

Boy-
tum ye sochke yaad karna ki
kamine se ring maangi thi
aur usne nahi di

लड़की-
मुझे एक हीरे की अंगुठी दे दो
मैं उसे देखके
तुमको याद किया करूंगी

लड़का-
तुम ये सोचके याद करना कि
कमीने से रिंग मांगी थी
और उसने नहीं दी

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Funny Husband-wife talk

Wife:
Aap apne friend ki
biwi ke janaze pe nahi gaye?

Husband:
Kis muh se jau?
wo apni teesri biwi ke
janaze pe bula raha hai,
aur main use ek baar bhi
nahi bula saka!!

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Husband:
I have a problem
at my office.

Wife:
we are married!
so never say-
"I have a problem",
say-
"we have a problem"

Husband:
OK,
we are getting a baby
from my secretary.

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