Ye haath Mujhe de de Thakur

Gabbar-

ye haath mujhe dede thakur

Thakur-

haan le le

aur basanti ke bhi le le

jai aur veeru ke bhi le

ramu kaka ke bhi le le

'durga mata' ban ja

saale harami

Gabbar-

sorry yaar

tu to bura maan gaya

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Mere paas Swiss bank ka password hai

once Vijay Maliya challenged professionals and said..
mere paas ghar hai, BMW hai, bungalow hai, BEER hai

tumhare paas kya hai ?

CS replied- mere pas tumhari corporate affairs ke documents hai

CWA- mere paas tumhari beer ke nakli chemicals ki list hai

Lawyer- mere paas case ke liye witness hain

and last but not the least.....


CA- smiling n said... mere paas tumhare swiss bank ka password hai

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Jakhmi dil ki shayari

Umar kya kahu
kafi nadan
hai meri

Sabko
pyar dena
pehchan
hai meri

Aapka dil
zakmo se
bhara ho to
humse milo

jakhmi
Dilo ko
Repair
karne ki
dukan
hai meri...

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Lady swimmer and santa

Officer santa- mam swiming is restricted in dis lake

Lady- why didn't u tel me when i was removin my clothes

oficer santa- removing clothes is not restictd...

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Saccha Dost Wahi hai

Saccha dost wahi hota hai

jo exam me aapke paas wali

window ke saamne aakar bole

abe kitta likhega

jaldi chal teri wali ja rahi hai..

सच्‍चा दोस्‍त वही होता है

जो एग्‍जाम में आपके पास वाली

विंडो के सामने आकरके बोले

अबे कित्‍ता लिखेगा

जल्‍दी चल तेरी वाली जा रही है..

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Funny Shayari on Star Plus

Arj kiya hai:

pehle bhi banate the dimaag ka dahi

ab bhi karte hain wahi

waah waah...

jara gaur farmaiye

pehle bhi banate the dimaag ka dahi

ab bhi karte hain wahi

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'Star Plus'

Rishta wahi soch nayi..

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Funny Classroom Shayari

wo aaye ham dekhte rahe

wo muskuraye ham chup rahe

wo bolte rahe ham khoye rahe

par jab wo jaane lage

to ham chillaye

mam attendance to le lo..

वो आये हम देखते रहे

वो मुस्‍‍कुराये हम चुप रहे

वो बोलते रहे हम खोये रहे

पर जब वो जाने लगे

तो हम चिल्‍लाये

मैम अटेंडेंस तो ले लो..

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Funny Message in Salman Khan Style

'Veer'

jahan se message karoonga

5-10 mssg ek saath bhej doonga

'Wanted'

ek baar jo main sms bhejna shuru kiya

to uske baad to main apne balance

ki bhi nahi sochta

'Dabang'

ham tumhare mobile pe itne sms karenge

ki confuse ho jaoge ki

kaunsa padhen aur kaunsa delete karen

'Ready'

bara mahino me bara teriko se

tujhko message bhejoonga re

'Body Guard'

mujh par ek ehsaan karna

mujhe mere hi sms forward na karna

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Student's Flirt with Teacher

Class me pappu teacher se-

main aapko kaisa lagta hoon?

Teacher-

so sweet..

pappu-

to fir main apne parents ko

aapke ghar kab bhejoo?

teacher-

wo kyun?

pappu-

jis se wo hamari baat

aage chalayen

teacher-

ye kya bakwas hai?

pappu-

tution ke liye

aap bhi na teacher

tv serials dekh dekhkar

kharab ho gayi hain

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Shaadi se pehle Shaadi ke baad

Shadi ke fero me-

ladki- suno ji aaj se

aapke bina main nahi

aur mere bina aap nahi

4 saal baad-

kutte ruk ja

aaj ya to tu nahi

ya main nahi

शादी के फेरों में-

लड़की- सुनो जी आज से

आपके बिना मैं नहीं

और मेरे बिना आप नहीं

चार साल बाद-

कुत्‍ते रुक जा

आज या तो तू नहीं

या मैं नहीं

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